Date with a doctor

I had a date with the doctor today. It was the first time to see the doctor in the department of colon & rectal surgery. There is something wrong about my……how to say……well, about my ass!

I went to the Mackay hospital in HsinChu in the morning. After checking the blood pressure, I entered the consulting room.

“Mr. Kuo, what happen to you?”
「I found blood in my stool after excreting and this situation had least about four days.」
“Okay, please lay down there and I would check it out.”

I laid on the sickbed with my paints off and the doctor began doing his job. I didn’t know what he exactly use but I clearly feel something was inserting to my body. It was just a little uncomfortable but very strange. I never insert something into my…mm…, well I thought that it will also never to ordinary. However, I did it today. Do it not by myself, but by a man who I met only minutes ago.

Some will feel that I am really brave that I can suffer the physical examination. Actually, I am just afraid to die. I can’t accept the doctor to tell me I may have some kinds of cancer unless I am older than sixty. I want the professional opinions to make sure I am healthy.

After the inspection, the doctor told me I am okay. He also asks me to eat more vegetables and fruit, moreover, far away the spicy and fried food. Before leaving the consulting room, he smiled and said:
“Just follow what I told you and I think it might be our last meet.”

I said noting but whispered in mind that
If I have choices, I will never come to see you and let you insert something into my ass!